Before Satan was banished to Hell, the brilliant angels of the world, the first feminists,

defied him, and so he cast a spell on them, and imprisoned one in the soul of every human being,

and the cherubim and prophets wept as the spirits of human beings became dark

and troubled and violent and angry.

When God confronted Satan and banished him, the Prophets begged him to set

the angels free, and he said he could not, he did not have the power, and

he reflected on this for ten thousand years, and then he Tweeted this:

the angels would live in the hearts and minds of people as creative sparks,

his great and unique gift to

human beings among all of the species of the world, and

they could only be free if the creative sparks were honored, if people freed the inner spirits

in themselves, or else the angels would be sold as slaves in the market, one by one,

until their colors faded, their spirits wane and world turned darker still.

Every human, say the Prophets rejoicing, has a brilliant angel inside,

and if they set their brilliant angel  free, the sky will fill with angel feathers,

of a thousand colors.

and we will all sing our beautiful songs to God.

Who is waiting.