4 May

New Wheels For George

by Jon Katz
New Wheels For George
New Wheels For George

Went over to the Ginofor Gallery to check out George Forss’s new wheels, I’ve been hearing about this car for a week or so but just got to see it today. It is quite a boat, a Mercury Marquis, it’s 14 years old with 78,000 miles on it, soft leather seats and check out those snazzy hubcaps. George loves it, I told him he could put a sail on it and head for Europe. He claims it gets 24 miles to gallon, I told George that sounded optimistic.

He he is very happy with the car, he says  Donna loves it and it literally came from a little old lady in Pensacola, Florida. George’s smelly old gasbag Mercury is gone, but he still has his U.F.O. Investigations Vehicle, which has 320,000 miles on it.

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